Backstory

So, it’s 2035, and Elon Musk finally pulled it off—humans on Mars! You’d think we’d discover ​ancient wisdom or something profound, right? Nope. Instead, we find the Ayy Wojaks—Martians ​who’ve spent centuries binge-watching Earth like it’s the only show in the universe. Yeah, ​these little green couch potatoes have seen it all, from the moon landing to that time we ​collectively decided avocado toast was a personality trait.

Arrival on Mars

So, we finally land on Mars, expecting to discover the universe’s biggest secrets. Instead, ​we’re greeted by the Ayy Wojaks who look like they just rolled out of bed after a 24-hour ​Earth culture binge. These guys? They’re not exactly rolling out the red carpet. More like, “Hey, ​welcome to Mars. We’ve been watching your planet.”

Turns out, their idea of Earth imitation involves a Martian Vegas, holding political rallies that ​have zero actual politics, and waving around phones like they’re summoning a holographic ​Kardashian. But somehow, we showed up just in time for their big financial “revolution.” Up ​until now, they’ve been paying each other with shiny rocks. Yeah, actual rocks they shine and ​draw a little smiley face on…

But now? They’re about to go digital with $AYY, their very own Martian memecoin. Because if ​Earthlings are swapping memes for money, then by Martian logic, they should be doing it, too. ​So yeah, welcome to Mars. It’s just like Earth, but weirder. Or maybe this is Earth. Who even ​knows anymore?

Why $AYY?

So, why $AYY? Good question. After centuries of creeping on Earth from their red planet, the ​Ayy Wojaks are convinced that we’ve evolved past boring stuff like “money” and “economic ​stability.” They’ve seen us turn internet jokes into millions of dollars, so naturally, they think ​that’s the secret sauce to a successful civilization. Makes sense, right? Why have a stable ​economy when you can have meme-based chaos?